The Phlegm Song (perhaps not finished)

Like many folks, my house is greeted each morning by a cacophony of nasty sounds, brought about by the families allergy afflictions.
I would guess the first 45 minutes or so of the day manifests as a series of back and forth hackings between players, much like a burping contest in vulgarity, but far less organized and a bit more violent.
So, in honor of all of that, I wrote a little ditty dedicated to the mucous member of the house.

EARLY IN THE MORNING
THE SILENCE PUSHES BACK
CAUSE EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE
AWAKENS WITH A HACK
(chorus)
OF SNOT AND PHLEGM
OH NO NOT AGAIN
OH PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE
DON'T MAKE IT SPRAY

IT COMES FROM EVERY CORNER
IT COMES FROM EVERY ROOM
THE CAT IS SNEEZING WITH US
SEEMS NO ONE IS IMMUNE

(chorus)

FROM MOUTH AND NOSE AND EYES AND EARS
FROM EVERYWHERE IT DRAINS
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S SO MUCH SNOT
HAS SOMEONE LOST HIS BRAINS

(chorus)

Maybe more on this to come.....
Later....E